Hustle Culture Is Just Piracy With Lanyards ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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Synergy Is Plunder ~ With Better Branding
The keynote speaker is pacing the stage, promising to disrupt something before lunch. Three centuries ago men with the same energy boarded ships. Now they board conference calls and call the loot a 'win'.
- For the buzzword survivor: Buy it for the coworker who flinches at 'circle back', the friend on her fourth startup, and anyone who has been told to 'own it' by someone who owns nothing.
- Translation provided: Grind, hustle, scale, seize. One of those words is doing all the honest work.
- Badge pickup at: Part of Modern Scoundrels, booth by the free pens.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
