Hustle Culture Is Just Piracy With Lanyards ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Synergy Is Plunder ~ With Better Branding

The keynote speaker is pacing the stage, promising to disrupt something before lunch. Three centuries ago men with the same energy boarded ships. Now they board conference calls and call the loot a 'win'.

• For the buzzword survivor: Buy it for the coworker who flinches at 'circle back', the friend on her fourth startup, and anyone who has been told to 'own it' by someone who owns nothing.
• Translation provided: Grind, hustle, scale, seize. One of those words is doing all the honest work.
• Badge pickup at: Part of Modern Scoundrels, booth by the free pens.