HR Has Been Notified ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

The Parrot Has Notified HR

Break-room gossip has a witness now, and he repeats everything at full volume. Slander the Parrot has never kept a secret and sees no reason to start now.

• Gift for the HR friend: For the team that files the complaints, the coworker who overhears them, and anyone who lives with a bird that repeats things at dinner parties.
• Shop mascot, on the record: Slander heard that. So did everyone else.
• Reported to: Modern Scoundrels, with a copy to the appropriate department.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood