HR Has Been Notified ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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The Parrot Has Notified HR
Break-room gossip has a witness now, and he repeats everything at full volume. Slander the Parrot has never kept a secret and sees no reason to start now.
- Gift for the HR friend: For the team that files the complaints, the coworker who overhears them, and anyone who lives with a bird that repeats things at dinner parties.
- Shop mascot, on the record: Slander heard that. So did everyone else.
- Reported to: Modern Scoundrels, with a copy to the appropriate department.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
