HR Has Been Notified ~ Comfort Colors Tee

The Parrot Has Notified HR

Break-room gossip has a witness now, and he repeats everything at full volume. Slander the Parrot has never kept a secret and sees no reason to start now.

• Gift for the HR friend: For the team that files the complaints, the coworker who overhears them, and anyone who lives with a bird that repeats things at dinner parties.
• Shop mascot, on the record: Slander heard that. So did everyone else.
• Reported to: Modern Scoundrels, with a copy to the appropriate department.