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HR Has Been Notified ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

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The Parrot Has Notified HR

Break-room gossip has a witness now, and he repeats everything at full volume. Slander the Parrot has never kept a secret and sees no reason to start now.

  • Gift for the HR friend: For the team that files the complaints, the coworker who overhears them, and anyone who lives with a bird that repeats things at dinner parties.
  • Shop mascot, on the record: Slander heard that. So did everyone else.
  • Reported to: Modern Scoundrels, with a copy to the appropriate department.


Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer