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Hell Hath No Fury Like a Captain Ignored ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

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She Said It Once ~ The Rest Is Consequences

The instruction was clear. The instruction was repeated. The instruction was then ignored by someone who now understands exactly what happens on this vessel when the captain stops asking.

  • For the woman who will not say it a third time: Moms, managers and the wife whose grocery list was ignored one final time.
  • Husbands, buy this as a peace offering: It says you heard her, eventually, and that you learned.
  • Furious with Pirate Queens: The collection for women whose warnings are not suggestions.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood