Hell Hath No Fury Like a Captain Ignored ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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She Said It Once ~ The Rest Is Consequences
The instruction was clear. The instruction was repeated. The instruction was then ignored by someone who now understands exactly what happens on this vessel when the captain stops asking.
- For the woman who will not say it a third time: Moms, managers and the wife whose grocery list was ignored one final time.
- Husbands, buy this as a peace offering: It says you heard her, eventually, and that you learned.
- Furious with Pirate Queens: The collection for women whose warnings are not suggestions.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
