Free shipping on all orders over $99

Hell Hath No Fury Like a Captain Ignored ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

$49.99

Shipping calculated at checkout.

Size

Color

  • Happiness Guaranteed ~ 30-Day Returns
  • For the Beautifully Disreputable
  • Ships Fast from USA
  • Designed by Damien, Founder

Description

She Said It Once ~ The Rest Is Consequences

The instruction was clear. The instruction was repeated. The instruction was then ignored by someone who now understands exactly what happens on this vessel when the captain stops asking.

  • For the woman who will not say it a third time: Moms, managers and the wife whose grocery list was ignored one final time.
  • Husbands, buy this as a peace offering: It says you heard her, eventually, and that you learned.
  • Furious with Pirate Queens: The collection for women whose warnings are not suggestions.


Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer