Heart Thief ~ Ornament

Heart Thief ~ A Romantic With Sticky Talons

Slander takes Valentine's Day seriously. He will steal your heart, your dessert, your seat by the window and the good pen from your desk, all before the candles are lit. Love, as far as Slander is concerned, is just another kind of plunder.

• Valentine for a Rascal: For the sweetheart who borrows your charger and your fries without ever asking.
• Anti Valentine Laughs: A cheeky pick for anyone who prefers jokes to roses in February.
• Couples Who Tease: Perfect for the partner who has been stealing things, and hearts, for years.

Every crew needs a flag, even the one that only sails as far as the living room. This round ornament comes in ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, string included, and a damp cloth is all the care it asks.