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Hat Overboard ~ Ornament

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Hat Overboard ~ Still Afloat, Somehow

Storms, squalls and sea monsters never did much damage to Slander. His own bright ideas, on the other hand, have sunk two hats, one dinghy and a perfectly good afternoon. Damien calls it experience. Slander calls it character building.

  • Questionable Decision Makers: For the friend whose best stories all start with it seemed like a good idea at the time.
  • Comeback Kids: A grin for anyone who bounced back from a rough year mostly of their own making.
  • Self Aware Humor: Made for people who can laugh at themselves before anyone else gets the chance.


Secret Santa, white elephant or a captain's swap at the office party: this one gets stolen first. Ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, string included, easy care with a damp cloth.