Guard Your Rum ~ Ornament
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Guard Your Rum ~ Hearts Mend, Bottles Don't Refill
Sensible people protect their feelings. Seasoned sailors know the bigger threat is the crewmate who says they only want a sip. Priorities, darling.
- Boundaries, Ranked: Your heart gets a second chance; the last pour does not.
- For the Hoarder: Gift it to the friend who hides the good bottle behind the cereal.
- Watchful Eye: Lets every deckhand know the cabinet is under guard.
Tie it to a gift bag and the wrapping becomes half the present. This round Pirate Dayz ornament comes in ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches with a hanging string, and it asks only for a damp cloth now and then.
