Guard Your Rum ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Guard Your Rum ~ Hearts Mend, Bottles Don't Refill

Sensible people protect their feelings. Seasoned sailors know the bigger threat is the crewmate who says they only want a sip. Priorities, darling.

• Boundaries, Ranked: Your heart gets a second chance; the last pour does not.
• For the Hoarder: Gift it to the friend who hides the good bottle behind the cereal.
• Watchful Eye: Lets every deckhand know the cabinet is under guard.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood