Guard Your Rum ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Guard Your Rum ~ Hearts Mend, Bottles Don't Refill
Sensible people protect their feelings. Seasoned sailors know the bigger threat is the crewmate who says they only want a sip. Priorities, darling.
- Boundaries, Ranked: Your heart gets a second chance; the last pour does not.
- For the Hoarder: Gift it to the friend who hides the good bottle behind the cereal.
- Watchful Eye: Lets every deckhand know the cabinet is under guard.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
