Guard Your Rum ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Size
Color
Happiness Guaranteed ~ 30-Day Returns
For the Beautifully Disreputable
Ships Fast from USA
Designed by Damien, Founder
Description
Guard Your Rum ~ Hearts Mend, Bottles Don't Refill
Sensible people protect their feelings. Seasoned sailors know the bigger threat is the crewmate who says they only want a sip. Priorities, darling.
- Boundaries, Ranked: Your heart gets a second chance; the last pour does not.
- For the Hoarder: Gift it to the friend who hides the good bottle behind the cereal.
- Watchful Eye: Lets every deckhand know the cabinet is under guard.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
