Grandma Pirate Mostly Retired Still Armed ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

The Cookies Are a Decoy

She bakes, she knits, she keeps peppermints in her purse. She also keeps the family secrets, the good whiskey and a glare that stopped a Thanksgiving argument in 1998 and could do it again.

• For grandmothers with an edge: Nana, Mimi, Gigi and whatever the grandkids call the one who swears when she drops a stitch.
• Grandparents Day, finally interesting: Skip the hearts and flowers and give her something she will actually laugh at.
• Elder of the Pirate Queens collection: Where retirement is a rumor and the matriarch still runs the ship.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood