Grandma Pirate Mostly Retired Still Armed ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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The Cookies Are a Decoy
She bakes, she knits, she keeps peppermints in her purse. She also keeps the family secrets, the good whiskey and a glare that stopped a Thanksgiving argument in 1998 and could do it again.
- For grandmothers with an edge: Nana, Mimi, Gigi and whatever the grandkids call the one who swears when she drops a stitch.
- Grandparents Day, finally interesting: Skip the hearts and flowers and give her something she will actually laugh at.
- Elder of the Pirate Queens collection: Where retirement is a rumor and the matriarch still runs the ship.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
