Free Hugs Terms and Conditions Apply ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Hugs Are Free ~ Letting Go Costs Extra

The offer is genuine. The embrace is warm, enthusiastic, and considerably longer than anyone agreed to. Read the fine print before you step in, because the fine print mentions the bottom of the sea.

• For the aggressive hugger: Perfect for the aunt who holds on through two full conversations, the boat captain who greets everyone at the dock with a bear hug, and the friend who has never understood a side hug.
• Fine print: Duration not specified. Release not guaranteed. Enjoy.
• Embraced by: Part of Here Be Monsters, consent form at the gangway.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood