Free Hugs Terms and Conditions Apply ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
$50.99
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For the Beautifully Disreputable
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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Hugs Are Free ~ Letting Go Costs Extra
The offer is genuine. The embrace is warm, enthusiastic, and considerably longer than anyone agreed to. Read the fine print before you step in, because the fine print mentions the bottom of the sea.
- For the aggressive hugger: Perfect for the aunt who holds on through two full conversations, the boat captain who greets everyone at the dock with a bear hug, and the friend who has never understood a side hug.
- Fine print: Duration not specified. Release not guaranteed. Enjoy.
- Embraced by: Part of Here Be Monsters, consent form at the gangway.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
