Free Hugs Terms and Conditions Apply ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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Happiness Guaranteed ~ 30-Day Returns
For the Beautifully Disreputable
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Designed by Damien, Founder
Description
Hugs Are Free ~ Letting Go Costs Extra
The offer is genuine. The embrace is warm, enthusiastic, and considerably longer than anyone agreed to. Read the fine print before you step in, because the fine print mentions the bottom of the sea.
- For the aggressive hugger: Perfect for the aunt who holds on through two full conversations, the boat captain who greets everyone at the dock with a bear hug, and the friend who has never understood a side hug.
- Fine print: Duration not specified. Release not guaranteed. Enjoy.
- Embraced by: Part of Here Be Monsters, consent form at the gangway.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
