Fluent in Sarcasm and Signal Flags ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Fluent in Sarcasm ~ Also Signal Flags

Two languages, both delivered with a straight face. One of them earned on a deck in actual weather, the other sharpened at every family dinner since. Neither needs a translator aboard.

• For the veteran at the helm: Made for the Navy or Coast Guard retiree, the sailing instructor, and the sibling whose eyebrow does most of the talking.
• Bilingual, technically: Bravo Zulu to the first one who reads the flags and then catches the tone.
• Hoisted in: Modern Scoundrels, flying at full mast.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood