Fluent in Sarcasm and Signal Flags ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Fluent in Sarcasm ~ Also Signal Flags
Two languages, both delivered with a straight face. One of them earned on a deck in actual weather, the other sharpened at every family dinner since. Neither needs a translator aboard.
- For the veteran at the helm: Made for the Navy or Coast Guard retiree, the sailing instructor, and the sibling whose eyebrow does most of the talking.
- Bilingual, technically: Bravo Zulu to the first one who reads the flags and then catches the tone.
- Hoisted in: Modern Scoundrels, flying at full mast.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
