Fluent in Sarcasm and Signal Flags ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Fluent in Sarcasm ~ Also Signal Flags
Two languages, both delivered with a straight face. One of them earned on a deck in actual weather, the other sharpened at every family dinner since. Neither needs a translator aboard.
- For the veteran at the helm: Made for the Navy or Coast Guard retiree, the sailing instructor, and the sibling whose eyebrow does most of the talking.
- Bilingual, technically: Bravo Zulu to the first one who reads the flags and then catches the tone.
- Hoisted in: Modern Scoundrels, flying at full mast.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
