Fluent in Sarcasm and Signal Flags ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Fluent in Sarcasm ~ Also Signal Flags

Two languages, both delivered with a straight face. One of them earned on a deck in actual weather, the other sharpened at every family dinner since. Neither needs a translator aboard.

• For the veteran at the helm: Made for the Navy or Coast Guard retiree, the sailing instructor, and the sibling whose eyebrow does most of the talking.
• Bilingual, technically: Bravo Zulu to the first one who reads the flags and then catches the tone.
• Hoisted in: Modern Scoundrels, flying at full mast.