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Flirts With Sailors Mostly the Captain ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

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Flirts With Sailors Mostly the Captain ~ Rank Has Its Privileges

The boat owner's wife has a reputation at the yacht club and she earned it on purpose. She chats to every deckhand, smiles at every skipper and goes home with the man who holds the keys. It is loyalty with a sense of humour.

  • Boat Wife Badge: For the woman who married the captain and still enjoys making him check who she is talking to.
  • Cruise Couple Comedy: The inside joke that gets a laugh from the whole table and a raised eyebrow from the head of it.
  • Harbour Flirt Division: Stationed with Pirates After Dark, where flirting is a sport and the captain always wins the final.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood