Flirts With Sailors Mostly the Captain ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Flirts With Sailors Mostly the Captain ~ Rank Has Its Privileges
The boat owner's wife has a reputation at the yacht club and she earned it on purpose. She chats to every deckhand, smiles at every skipper and goes home with the man who holds the keys. It is loyalty with a sense of humour.
- Boat Wife Badge: For the woman who married the captain and still enjoys making him check who she is talking to.
- Cruise Couple Comedy: The inside joke that gets a laugh from the whole table and a raised eyebrow from the head of it.
- Harbour Flirt Division: Stationed with Pirates After Dark, where flirting is a sport and the captain always wins the final.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
