Flirts With Sailors Mostly the Captain ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Flirts With Sailors Mostly the Captain ~ Rank Has Its Privileges
The boat owner's wife has a reputation at the yacht club and she earned it on purpose. She chats to every deckhand, smiles at every skipper and goes home with the man who holds the keys. It is loyalty with a sense of humour.
- Boat Wife Badge: For the woman who married the captain and still enjoys making him check who she is talking to.
- Cruise Couple Comedy: The inside joke that gets a laugh from the whole table and a raised eyebrow from the head of it.
- Harbour Flirt Division: Stationed with Pirates After Dark, where flirting is a sport and the captain always wins the final.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
