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First Mate Material ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

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First Mate Material ~ Promotion Under Review

Every captain eventually meets someone who can read the chart, pour the drink and tell them when they are wrong. That person does not stay crew for long. Matching cruise outfits are the application; this is the job offer.

  • Boat Couple Pairing: For the pair who split the helm fifty fifty and argue about it the other fifty.
  • The Keeper Compliment: Said to the one who passed every test the boat could throw and asked for a bigger one.
  • Crew List After Dark: Rated by Pirates After Dark, where first mate is a rank, a relationship and a hint all at once.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood