Finders Keepers Is a Legal System ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Finders Keepers Is a Legal System ~ Precedent Set in Every Sandbox
It predates every courthouse and it has never once been overturned. Found it on the beach, found it in the couch, found it in your brother's room when he was not looking. The ruling stands and there is no appeals court.
- For the Lawyer Who Gets It: A gift for whoever bills by the hour and still argues the playground rule with a straight face.
- Sibling Dispute Resolution: Settles who gets the last slice, the front seat and the remote, permanently.
- Admitted to the Loot Bar: Practising within X Marks the Loot, the collection for anyone whose case rests on who grabbed it first.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
