Finders Keepers Is a Legal System ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Finders Keepers Is a Legal System ~ Precedent Set in Every Sandbox

It predates every courthouse and it has never once been overturned. Found it on the beach, found it in the couch, found it in your brother's room when he was not looking. The ruling stands and there is no appeals court.

• For the Lawyer Who Gets It: A gift for whoever bills by the hour and still argues the playground rule with a straight face.
• Sibling Dispute Resolution: Settles who gets the last slice, the front seat and the remote, permanently.
• Admitted to the Loot Bar: Practising within X Marks the Loot, the collection for anyone whose case rests on who grabbed it first.