Finders Keepers Is a Legal System ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Finders Keepers Is a Legal System ~ Precedent Set in Every Sandbox
It predates every courthouse and it has never once been overturned. Found it on the beach, found it in the couch, found it in your brother's room when he was not looking. The ruling stands and there is no appeals court.
- For the Lawyer Who Gets It: A gift for whoever bills by the hour and still argues the playground rule with a straight face.
- Sibling Dispute Resolution: Settles who gets the last slice, the front seat and the remote, permanently.
- Admitted to the Loot Bar: Practising within X Marks the Loot, the collection for anyone whose case rests on who grabbed it first.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
