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Feed the Kraken ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

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Feed the Kraken ~ It Gets Cranky When Hungry

Every crew has a monster that must be satisfied before peace returns. Sometimes it lives in the deep. Sometimes it is the friend who skipped lunch.

  • Hangry Friend: A gift for the one who becomes a sea beast before dinner.
  • Sea Monster Fans: Myth lovers and deep ocean nerds get it right away.
  • Snack Diplomacy: Feeding the beast is a survival strategy.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood