Feed the Kraken ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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Feed the Kraken ~ It Gets Cranky When Hungry
Every crew has a monster that must be satisfied before peace returns. Sometimes it lives in the deep. Sometimes it is the friend who skipped lunch.
- Hangry Friend: A gift for the one who becomes a sea beast before dinner.
- Sea Monster Fans: Myth lovers and deep ocean nerds get it right away.
- Snack Diplomacy: Feeding the beast is a survival strategy.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
