Fear the Lady Captain ~ Ornament
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Fear the Lady Captain ~ Respect Comes Next
She runs a tight ship and a looser tongue. Rival crews learn quickly that the woman at the helm has opinions about everything and the authority to back them up.
- Captain Gift: For the female skipper who docks better than anyone at the marina.
- Formidable Friend: The one people check with before planning anything.
- Warning Label: Mostly decorative, partly sincere.
Pirate Dayz made this round ornament for the tree that secretly wants to be a mast. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it arrives with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it shipshape for many Decembers.
