Fair Trade Slander ~ Ornament
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Fair Trade Slander ~ Slander's Trading Policy, in Full
Every market has fine print. Slander's is shorter. Once the coin crosses the counter it belongs to him, the receipt was never printed and everyone present remembers nothing. Damien has tried to bargain with this bird. Damien has lost every time.
- Garage Sale Pros: For the friend who haggles hard and never gives anything back.
- Small Business Owners: A wink for anyone who has heard can I return this one too many times.
- Flea Market Hunters: Made for treasure seekers who know a final sale is final.
Tie it to a gift bag and the wrapping becomes half the present. This round Pirate Dayz ornament comes in ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches with a hanging string, and it asks only for a damp cloth now and then.
