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Expensive Taste Pirate Income ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

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Expensive Taste Pirate Income ~ The Champagne Dreams Are on Layaway

The eye goes straight to the good leather, the real gold, the chair from the designer showroom. The account goes straight to the overdraft. Between the two sits a person with excellent instincts and a plan that involves patience, outlet stores and the occasional raid.

  • Window Shopper's Creed: For the friend who can price every item in the room and afford exactly one of them, next month.
  • Big Dreams Budget Line: A gift for whoever has a wish list longer than the paycheque and a talent for finding the dupe.
  • Luxury Aisle of the Loot Line: Browsing in X Marks the Loot, where the taste is gold and the means are mostly brass.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood