Expensive Taste Pirate Income ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Expensive Taste Pirate Income ~ The Champagne Dreams Are on Layaway
The eye goes straight to the good leather, the real gold, the chair from the designer showroom. The account goes straight to the overdraft. Between the two sits a person with excellent instincts and a plan that involves patience, outlet stores and the occasional raid.
- Window Shopper's Creed: For the friend who can price every item in the room and afford exactly one of them, next month.
- Big Dreams Budget Line: A gift for whoever has a wish list longer than the paycheque and a talent for finding the dupe.
- Luxury Aisle of the Loot Line: Browsing in X Marks the Loot, where the taste is gold and the means are mostly brass.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
