Even the Kraken Thinks You're Too Much ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

Reviewed by a Creature With Eight Arms ~ Still Overwhelmed

The friend who turns a flat tire into a three-act play, a brunch booking into a hostage negotiation, a text left on read into a public inquiry. Something that drags ships under for a living has looked at her calendar and asked for a quieter week.

• For the one who brings the weather: She does not enter a room so much as arrive at it, and everybody adjusts their volume.
• Birthday order from the quiet friend: Give it to the group's main event and let her wear the verdict with pride.
• Surfaces in Here Be Monsters: Where the deep-sea residents have met your friends and would like a word.

Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure