Even the Kraken Thinks You're Too Much ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
$49.99
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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Reviewed by a Creature With Eight Arms ~ Still Overwhelmed
The friend who turns a flat tire into a three-act play, a brunch booking into a hostage negotiation, a text left on read into a public inquiry. Something that drags ships under for a living has looked at her calendar and asked for a quieter week.
- For the one who brings the weather: She does not enter a room so much as arrive at it, and everybody adjusts their volume.
- Birthday order from the quiet friend: Give it to the group's main event and let her wear the verdict with pride.
- Surfaces in Here Be Monsters: Where the deep-sea residents have met your friends and would like a word.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
