Even My Parrot Thinks I Talk Too Much ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Outtalked a Bird ~ Bird Filed a Complaint

A creature built to repeat everything it hears has heard enough. It sits on the perch, watches her take a breath, and looks genuinely relieved when the phone rings for someone else. The stories are good. There are simply so many of them.

• For the storyteller with no off switch: The aunt who turns a trip to the pharmacy into a saga and the coworker whose updates need an intermission.
• Gift for the one you can never hang up on: She will love it and tell you why for forty minutes.
• Narrated at length in Parrot Problems: Where even the chattiest bird in the harbor has met its match.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood