Even My Parrot Thinks I Talk Too Much ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Outtalked a Bird ~ Bird Filed a Complaint
A creature built to repeat everything it hears has heard enough. It sits on the perch, watches her take a breath, and looks genuinely relieved when the phone rings for someone else. The stories are good. There are simply so many of them.
- For the storyteller with no off switch: The aunt who turns a trip to the pharmacy into a saga and the coworker whose updates need an intermission.
- Gift for the one you can never hang up on: She will love it and tell you why for forty minutes.
- Narrated at length in Parrot Problems: Where even the chattiest bird in the harbor has met its match.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
