Even My Parrot Thinks I Talk Too Much ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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Outtalked a Bird ~ Bird Filed a Complaint
A creature built to repeat everything it hears has heard enough. It sits on the perch, watches her take a breath, and looks genuinely relieved when the phone rings for someone else. The stories are good. There are simply so many of them.
- For the storyteller with no off switch: The aunt who turns a trip to the pharmacy into a saga and the coworker whose updates need an intermission.
- Gift for the one you can never hang up on: She will love it and tell you why for forty minutes.
- Narrated at length in Parrot Problems: Where even the chattiest bird in the harbor has met its match.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer



