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Employee of the Month Stole the Plaque ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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Top Performer ~ Also the Reason for the New Locks

The ceremony was lovely. The handshake was firm. By Friday, the award, the frame, and a box of break-room creamer were in the back of someone's car, and nobody could prove a thing.

  • For the loveable office menace: A gift for the coworker who 'borrows' the good stapler permanently, the friend who got promoted and a formal warning in the same quarter, and whoever keeps taking the labelmaker.
  • Recognition earned, item missing: The name went up on the wall. The wall is now empty.
  • Recognized by: Part of Modern Scoundrels, plaque not included.


Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure