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Employee of the Month Stole the Plaque ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

$49.99

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Top Performer ~ Also the Reason for the New Locks

The ceremony was lovely. The handshake was firm. By Friday, the award, the frame, and a box of break-room creamer were in the back of someone's car, and nobody could prove a thing.

  • For the loveable office menace: A gift for the coworker who 'borrows' the good stapler permanently, the friend who got promoted and a formal warning in the same quarter, and whoever keeps taking the labelmaker.
  • Recognition earned, item missing: The name went up on the wall. The wall is now empty.
  • Recognized by: Part of Modern Scoundrels, plaque not included.


Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer