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Emotionally Unavailable Geographically Too ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

$51.99

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Hard to Reach ~ In Every Sense

The text says 'we should catch up' and the reply comes from a different time zone a week later. Distance is not a side effect of the arrangement. Distance is the arrangement, carefully maintained.

  • For the one who is always somewhere else: A gift for the friend with more stamps than furniture, the ex who moved to Portugal mid-conversation, and anyone whose location sharing has been off since the app was invented.
  • Availability: Heart: closed. Border: open. Phone: somewhere in a bag.
  • Last seen leaving: Part of Modern Scoundrels, mail returned to sender.


Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood