Emotionally Unavailable Geographically Too ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
$50.99
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Hard to Reach ~ In Every Sense
The text says 'we should catch up' and the reply comes from a different time zone a week later. Distance is not a side effect of the arrangement. Distance is the arrangement, carefully maintained.
- For the one who is always somewhere else: A gift for the friend with more stamps than furniture, the ex who moved to Portugal mid-conversation, and anyone whose location sharing has been off since the app was invented.
- Availability: Heart: closed. Border: open. Phone: somewhere in a bag.
- Last seen leaving: Part of Modern Scoundrels, mail returned to sender.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
