Emotional Support Parrot Not Very Supportive ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Certified to Comfort ~ Chooses Not To

A hard day ends on the couch, and the bird climbs over, looks you in the eye, and repeats the thing your ex said. Then asks for a grape. Therapy would be cheaper.

• For owners who expected empathy: Macaws, greys and the cockatiel who screams only when you cry.
• Mental health humor, done gently: The gift for the friend who copes with sarcasm and a bird who copes with volume.
• Comforted, loosely, by Parrot Problems: A collection for people whose support animal needs its own support animal.

Cold spray off the bow, a long night watch, a captain who refuses to call it a day ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie keeps the crew warm through all of it with soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a roomy front pouch for snacks and treasure maps, and ribbed cuffs that hold the wind out ~ Damien's parrot approves of the hood