Emotional Support Parrot Not Very Supportive ~ Ornament

Certified to Comfort ~ Chooses Not To

A hard day ends on the couch, and the bird climbs over, looks you in the eye, and repeats the thing your ex said. Then asks for a grape. Therapy would be cheaper.

• For owners who expected empathy: Macaws, greys and the cockatiel who screams only when you cry.
• Mental health humor, done gently: The gift for the friend who copes with sarcasm and a bird who copes with volume.
• Comforted, loosely, by Parrot Problems: A collection for people whose support animal needs its own support animal.

Pirate Dayz made this round ornament for the tree, whether it stands in the living room or the galley (Slander the Parrot has already claimed a branch). Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it arrives with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it shipshape through many Decembers. Hang it on the tree, from the rum shelf, or tie it to a bottle for the friend who says arrr at every opportunity.