Emotional Support Parrot Not Very Supportive ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Certified to Comfort ~ Chooses Not To
A hard day ends on the couch, and the bird climbs over, looks you in the eye, and repeats the thing your ex said. Then asks for a grape. Therapy would be cheaper.
- For owners who expected empathy: Macaws, greys and the cockatiel who screams only when you cry.
- Mental health humor, done gently: The gift for the friend who copes with sarcasm and a bird who copes with volume.
- Comforted, loosely, by Parrot Problems: A collection for people whose support animal needs its own support animal.
Every crew has that one sweatshirt that ends up on every voyage, and this is the one ~ a Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck with a cotton face over cozy fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the very first wear ~ made for bonfires on the beach, chilly harbor mornings and plotting the next adventure
