Emotional Support Parrot Not Very Supportive ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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For the Beautifully Disreputable
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Designed by Damien, Founder
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Certified to Comfort ~ Chooses Not To
A hard day ends on the couch, and the bird climbs over, looks you in the eye, and repeats the thing your ex said. Then asks for a grape. Therapy would be cheaper.
- For owners who expected empathy: Macaws, greys and the cockatiel who screams only when you cry.
- Mental health humor, done gently: The gift for the friend who copes with sarcasm and a bird who copes with volume.
- Comforted, loosely, by Parrot Problems: A collection for people whose support animal needs its own support animal.
Damien swears the best stories start after sundown on the dock, when the breeze turns cool and nobody wants to go below deck ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is made for exactly that watch: soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed lived-in fit and sleeves all the way to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ hoist the colors and stay out a little longer
